You say valiantly, but you absolutely would've told everyone how I beefed catching you. [He offers dryly back, reclining back slightly as he waits for April to get up. He's not about to rush her. No need to just yet.]
You act like I'd have a tombstone. Donnie would reanimate me as soon as I died to be a house zombie.
[He accepts the hand, smoothly getting up for all the complaining.] That responsibility would be all on you, April. I don't know how you'd cope with it.
Tombstone pizza is close enough. [Actual tombstones are expensive and when you broke you do what you can.] Not sure if that's terrifying or pretty cool like that zombie movie we saw about a week ago.
I wouldn't. I'd absolutely be inconsolable and spiral into a state of grief while eating my feelings at every pizza place we've ever been too in your memory.
[As is the proper way when one loses the faceman. Is she serious?
Who knoooowws~?]
But if you're a zombie then I'll fine long as you ain't chowing on brains.
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It doesn’t sound that bad on your tombstone, but you fell with the grace of a unicorn.
PLUS, I like to think I give awesome eulogy’s.
[Real talk he did beef it.
She eventually hops herself up from him and offers a hand up.]
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[He accepts the hand, smoothly getting up for all the complaining.] That responsibility would be all on you, April. I don't know how you'd cope with it.
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[Actual tombstones are expensive and when you broke you do what you can.]
Not sure if that's terrifying or pretty cool like that zombie movie we saw about a week ago.
I wouldn't. I'd absolutely be inconsolable and spiral into a state of grief while eating my feelings at every pizza place we've ever been too in your memory.
[As is the proper way when one loses the faceman. Is she serious?
Who knoooowws~?]
But if you're a zombie then I'll fine long as you ain't chowing on brains.